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ANNOUNCER: Cash, cash,
cash for your bones!

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Too many bones?
Not enough cash?
Call Cash Bone!

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Ribs, skulls, spines,
even certain tiny ear bones.

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The leg bone's
connected to
the Cash Bone!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Aw! Nibbler made
a bobo for Mama.

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I'll pick it up with my
supey-dupey poopy scoopy.

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(GRUMBLING)

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(BEEPING)

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Core magnetic field,
31 microteslas.

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Nice.

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Temperature? Whoa!

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The magma P. I.
Is 10,000 degrees
Selleck!

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(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)

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(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

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Leela, I am
collecting data.

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Could you dump that
somewhere else?

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Not really.
It's highly volatile
dark matter and some corn.

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But I'm presenting
my thesis tomorrow,

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and I've barely
had time to prepare.

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Nonsense.
You've been my grad
student for 12 years.

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You were ready
six years ago.

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What?

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I probably
should have told you.

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Anyway,
the important thing is
to be relaxed tomorrow.

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Are you sure?

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Yes.

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Do what you young
people do to unwind.

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Take a joyride
in your jalopy.

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Wear a T-shirt
and eat a fish stick.
Go!

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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay, amigos,
one teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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ALL: Hear, hear!

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(GULPING)

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Hmm.

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I guess I'm still
kind of nervous.

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One more teensy drink
to help Amy relax.

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Still a little
nervous?

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(BURPS)

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She's a nervous wreck!

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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Well, I may not
have a man,

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but at least
I've got you,
poopsie-doodle.

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Leela, it's time
you and I had a talk.

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A talk? You can't break up
with me. You're my pet!

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As much as I enjoy
being the object of your
misplaced affections,

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I am also a highly
sophisticated being

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who longs for
intelligent
conversation.

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Aw! Is shnookums
not feeling
shtimuwated?

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An understatement,
to say the least.

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It's time you
treated me
with respect.

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If you want to be
treated like a fellow
crew member, fine,

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but no more
purse rides,

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and no more dressing
you up in your cute
little sailor suit.

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I keep telling you
that's my real
naval uniform.

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(BOTH MOAN)

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Your place or mine?

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Both. But first,
this place.

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(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)

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(STUTTERING)

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Ooh! Room for one more?
(LAUGHING SAUCILY)

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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(GASPS)

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I thought
I set you for 7: 15!

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FEMALE VOICE: Sorry,
I hooked up with
Bender last night.

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Dude was all over
my snooze button.

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But my doctoral exam
is in 10 minutes. On Mars!

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(SPLASHING)

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Ew! Kif, did you
yack on the floor?

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Yes, I did.

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Where's your candidate,
Farnsworth?

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I have a long list
of students
to humiliate today.

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(DOOR CLANGING OPEN)

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You're late,
Miss Wong.

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Oh, God, this is like
one of those nightmares!

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(SHRIEKS)

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Here, take my lab coat.

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Allow me to introduce
your examining committee

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in descending order
of grumpiness.

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Professor
Ogden Wernstrom.

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Wernstrom.

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KATZ: Downtown Professor
of Applied Physics,
Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate.

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I see by your
curriculum vitae that
you're a Sagittarius.

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KATZ: And Professor
Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell.

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MALE VOICE: The cow says...

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(MOOING)

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He proved that 50 years ago,
and he's been coasting on it
ever since.

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I am the esteemed
Professor Morris Katz,
and you are wasting my time.

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Proceed.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Lmagine,
if you will...

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Oh, God.

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A gigantic spherical
generator, one that could
provide unlimited energy

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because it's essentially
in perpetual motion.

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(SCOFFING)

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Young lady,
have you been
drinking?

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(CHUCKLES) Well, yes,
but that's not revelant.

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I'm talking about Earth.
Earth's the generator.

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(SHEEP BLEATING)

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Suppose this basketball
is the whole world.

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To many young men
in the inner city, it is.

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As it spins, it's producing
an enormous magnetic field.

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If we could use that field
to generate electric current,

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we could actually harness
the Earth's rotational
ener... Ener... (SNEEZES)

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Yes, tapping
the Earth's
ener-kerchoo.

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Go on.

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Sorry,
I'm super-allergic
to cats.

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Professor Katz,
would you mind...

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Miss Wong,
I mind everything.

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You just need to polarize
the Earth's core
with a huge static charge

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by ratcheting
superconducting
wire down into...

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(SNEEZES) Sorry.

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Enough. The committee members
will now vote yea or nay.

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Nay.
Nay.

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Hell, nay.

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MALE VOICE:
The horse says,
"Doctorate denied."

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It's okay, Amy.

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I don't have
a fancy degree either,

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but today I'm a prominent boy
in the package delivery field.

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(DOOR SHUTS)

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Now that I am a full
and equal member of the crew,

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I pledge my loyalty,
my perspicacity

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and, dare I say it,
my friendship.

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Leela, muzzle
that skunk.

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We can't stop a meeting
for some cute,
fuzzy, little...

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(GASPS) Hey,
look, a kitty cat.

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(STATIC CRACKLING)

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You again?

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(SNEEZES) Get away,
you mangy ball of histamines.

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You leave
kitty cat alone!

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ALL: (EXCLAIMING) Kitty cat.

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People, please,
I'm trying to run
a business,

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so I get to hold kitty.
Here, puss, puss...

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No, me.
Over here.
I wanna hold him.

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Its anus looks
like an asterisk.

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Captain Fuzzy Toes
reporting for duty.
I mean, cutie.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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My best friend died
in that uniform.

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I hate that cat!

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If I had a spray bottle,
I'd give him such a spritzing.

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I'll tell you one thing,

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nothing acts that cute
without some ulterior motive.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Aw! You want
your dipey changed?

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We'll have to watch
its every move.

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Powder, please.

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(CAGE CLANGS SHUT)

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Here's my new theory:
That is one adorable cat.

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I guess
I was just jealous.

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I do miss being
Leela's shnookums.

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I'm going to apologize
and hope for a pity pet.

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(BOTH GASP)

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Yes, my lord.

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Amy and Nibbler
are a tewwible thweat.

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They must be spayed
and neutered, wespectivewy.

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(SNARLING)

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(MEOWING IN TUNE)

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(MEOWING IN HUSKY TONE)

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(GLASS SHATTERING)

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The cat is evil!
We have proof!

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It was summoning
a saucer.

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Of course
it wanted a saucer,
you idiot.

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A saucer of
dewicious cweam.

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You fool, this isn't
about the cream!

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It's pwonounced
"cweam"!

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I'm petting mine
down to the bone.

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Just stwoke
its fwuffy fur.

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Scwatch its fwubby chin.

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Fweeble its fwooby pwow.

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ALL: Pet it. Pet it.

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Pet it. Pet it.

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No, no!

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Pet it. Pet it.

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(SNEEZES)
ALL: Pet it. Pet it.

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(MEOWING)

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NIBBLER: What do cats
need with that much
yarn and cobalt?

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They're doing
something downstairs.
We've got to find out what.

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Where do you think
you're going, No-cat?

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The basement.
I think I left the
air hockey table on.

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Without a cat,
you ain't going nowhere.

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Can you at least tell us
what's going on down there?

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We're certainly
not building
something sinister,

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if that's what
you're implying.

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Now, come on, Bender,
something sinister
won't build itself.

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Professor Katz's
last name is Katz.

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Do you think he has
something to do
with these cats?

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The conclusion
is as inescapable
as it is moronic.

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I say we pay him a visit,
and if he won't talk to us,

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he'll talk to
Smith and Wesson

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(COCKS GUN)

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Or, perhaps,
Consolidated Head Melter.

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Professor Katz,
we want answers!

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I warn you,
if I have to get cute,
it's gonna get ugly.

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(SCREAMS) He's dead!

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00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,790
Wait. What are these
strings on his lap?

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What the...
He isn't dead.

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He's one of those
dog-operated puppets

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that's been adapted
for use by a cat!

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So, I had my doctorate
denied by that fuzzball?

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Bad kitty!

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(BOTH GASP)

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AMY: They actually built
the planetary ratchet
from my thesis!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(SNEEZES)

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Uh-oh!

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00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:53,370
What the...
(GASPS)

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00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,710
Well, look what
the me dragged in.

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00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,050
You can talk!

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00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:01,380
You can talk?

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00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,970
How ironic.

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Two hyper-intelligent
beings both pretending
to be simple house pets.

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00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:09,600
Say, do you know
Obliteron?

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00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,100
He pretends to be
a hamster, but...

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Yeah, that's really great.
Could you please
tell us what's going on?

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00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,150
What? Oh! Right.

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00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,570
You see, my associates and I
are from the ninth planet

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of the star
you call Thuban.

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Long ago,
life there was ideal.

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The sun provided
plenty of warm,
dozy light.

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The chicken-salmon
roamed free.

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Yet disaster loomed.

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Our planet's rotation
was gradually slowing.

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At first,
it seemed beneficial.

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Long, dark nights
for sleeping,

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long, sunny days
for sleeping.

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But then it got too hot.

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(MEOWING IN PAIN)

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And too cold.

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(SHUDDERING)

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Our top scientists
went to work.

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At last,
they located a planet with
the necessary orientation

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and magnetic field
to harness its
rotational energy.

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Earth!
Indubitably.

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Although we call it
Blue Blue Shiny Ball.

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(MEOWING)

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In the area
now known as Egypt,

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my people
constructed a giant,
semi-octahedral antenna

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to beam Earth's
rotational energy
to Thuban.

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AMY: The Great
Pyramid at Giza!

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KATZ: Yes. The Egyptians
viewed us as gods,

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but ironically,
that was our downfall.

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They pampered us
with feasts most fancy
and victuals most tender.

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We grew fat
and domesticated.

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(MEOWS)

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Thousands of years passed,

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and our home world
was nearing
total destruction.

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(CATS MEOWING IN AGONY)

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MAN: Shut up!

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(WINDOW SLAMS SHUT)

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But the technology
to save our planet was lost.

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Lost, that is,
until I heard you speak
at Mars University.

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So, you called my thesis
a fat sack of barf,
and then you stole it?

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Welcome to academia.

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He intends to siphon off
Earth's rotational energy!

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Earth will come
to a stop, and...

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Half of you will cook,
and half of you will freeze.

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Earth will be one big McDLT.
We just got that commercial
last year.

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Oh, yeah, smarty paws?

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You may have built
the ratchet, but you
can't reach the core

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without 4,000 miles
of superconducting wire.

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(GASPS) The ball of yarn!

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Quite.

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Even so, you'd still
need a tremendously
powerful static charge

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to trigger the process.

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Ever had a cat
rub up against you?

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If you're propositioning me,
I'm not interested.

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I'm talking about
the charge generated

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when 50,000 felines
rub against
a single surface.

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Professor?

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(WHIRRING)

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(CATS MEOWING)

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(STATIC CRACKLING)

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(EARTH SHUDDERING)

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Soon the world
will come to a stop,

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and there's nothing
you can do to stop it.

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The stopping of the world,
that is. It's unstoppable.

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(LAUGHING EVILLY)

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Excuse me.

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(PURRING)

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(RUMBLING)

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(GRUNTING)

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The Earth is
coming to a stop!

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Keep your eyes on
the kitties and push!

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(PURRING)

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These space cats seem to be
employing some form of
hypnotic hyper-cuteness.

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Well,
two can play at that game.
And one of them is me.

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(WHIMPERING)

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Nibbler? Poopsie-doodle?

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Mr. Winkles, Smudge-Smudge.
Quick, dance with each other!

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ALL: Aw!

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Aw!

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Damn, they are good.

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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We're coming to a full stop.
All cats, to your posts!

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Catastrophe Beach Party.
Scene One.

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Cue disaster effects,
and action!

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(RUMBLING)

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Cut! That extra looked
at the camera.
We'll have to do it again.

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(ALL GROAN)

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And now to transfer
your planet's
rotational energy

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to my home world.

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Well, now,
this calls for
a celebration.

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(MEWING TRIUMPHANT TUNE)

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(ALL GROANING)

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What's all this cat
hair on my sweater?

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Why am I full of sand?
And Tootsie Rolls?

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You were all under
the spell of those
obnoxious space cats!

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Enjoy being
broiled alive
by the sun,

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and also the dead bird
we've left in your slipper.

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(LAUGHING)

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Quickly! If we turn
the ratchet the other way,

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perhaps we can
restart the Earth!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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It won't turn.
Push harder, Bender!

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I can't! You should have
called my cousin, Turner.

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(SIGHS) It's hopeless.

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Even in theory,
the device can only apply
force in one direction.

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Can someone open
a window? It's getting
a little warm in here.

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Is that better?

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Shmeezus, it's hot!

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Why'd I have to invent
that awful device?

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(CRYING)

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(HISSING)

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Amy, technology isn't
intrinsically good or evil.

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It's how it's used.
Like the death ray.

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Maybe you're right.

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I guess science has
to keep pushing forward
with the hope that...

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(GASPS) That's it!
Pushing forward!

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Professor, I know how
to restart the Earth!

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(SCOFFS) You can't
suddenly know something

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just by assembling
a committee of words.

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(GASPS) That's it!
I'll assemble your committee!

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The ratchet
won't turn backwards,

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but what if we kept
pushing it forward?

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Earth would start
turning again!

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Yes, the wrong direction!

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(LAUGHING)

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So?

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Gentlemen, ladies,
let's get this
globe trotting.

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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It's working!
Just a little faster!

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But we're plotzing here!

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Then look at Nibbler!

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ALL: Aw!

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On the whole,
Earth's society
is worthless.

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But they do have
these things called

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antique rugs that are
great for peeing on.

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(RUMBLING)

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(GROANING)

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(PEOPLE CHEERING)

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KATZ: Good show.

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And though the world
is now spinning in the wrong
direction, it's good enough.

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Well done, Amy.

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I'm honored to begrudgingly
present you with your Ph. D.

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In applied physics.

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Also, some kind of
sportsmanship award I had
in my glove compartment.

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Yay! I'm finally
done with school!
How's the job market?

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(BARKING) Rough.

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Congratulations,
Dr. Wong!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Congratulations.

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Permission
to come aboard?

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Granted, shnookums.

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(WHIMPERING)

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(PURRING)

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FARNSWORTH: You've got
a bright future, Amy.

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As sure as the sun
sets in the east.

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ENGLISH - US - PSDH